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09 October 2011 @ 10:03 pm


1. Comment here if you want to add me. I'm pretty open, usually.

2. For insurance purposes, though, it'd be cool if you did have at least one thing in common with me. I'm not looking for a soulmate in you or anything, it just seems like a good idea.

3. I alternate between spurts of high and low updating activity, but I'm still pretty consistent in my own way. Even if I'm not updating as often, I try to make my comment rounds, but hey, I'm only human and you can expect me to get lazy with that, too sometimes. You're only human, too. I only ask that you pretend to care every now and then.

4. I can be vulgar, wild, a little bit crazy, and my lifestyle might not be your cup of tea, so if you're highly sensitive to stuff that doesn't concern you, then lmao. Step off. ♥
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
02 August 2009 @ 04:17 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]kaimine / Sar!

Ohhh, Sar-beeeeeeear~ Lmf. You're probably off doin' that thang, but happy birthday, baby, I love you. You were one of my first friends in journal RP and I could never forget you, never. ♥


*SCREAMS* I told myself I wasn't going out yesterday. I did. I really did, and I don't regret it too much. I just wish I'd gone to the party I blew off instead of the one I chose to go to, Christ. It wasn't so bad, though. And I looked cute. Really cute. Which reminds me. Sayonara 105, because Age has been eating like a fucking-- ... I don't want to talk about it. Lmf. I'm just. Going to get back on my daily workout regimen, because this past week? No go, dudes. No. Go.

Also, aloe vera juice is fucking good. I've been killing that stuff for about a month now. Idk if that's good, though. And I started taking vitamins again. Because I'm desperate here. And I'm anemic, so I need to stop playing games anyway, but iron. Who gives a fuck about iron.

Now, I need to write shit. / snogs f-list
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
01 August 2009 @ 06:13 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]gimme_cat / Ali!


*SCREAMS* I knew I should've done this when I woke up, but happy birthday, you silly, crazy thing you. I miss you to death, to death, I say, but I hope all's well in Girwaffles land. ♥


OH.

And thanks to you babies who commented on that last entry back whenever. S'all good, homies. We are all good. 8')

I should get dressed, too, but wouldn't you know it? There's no hot water. Again. What the fuck.
 
 
Current Music: "New Divide" - Linkin Park
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
05 July 2009 @ 06:07 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]barreled / Chelsey! and [info]bogenvelia / Ana


Lmf. Chelsey. You know I love you forever, right? I ran on here just because I remembered it was your birthday. A little late but, I hope everything's going well for you today and always. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY TO YOU, BUT I'LL JUST. Save it. Happy birthday, baby. ♥

And you, miss. I can't believe I almost-... I'll beat you up one of these days, but happy eighteenth in the meantime. I adore you a little too much. You know that, though, and there's probably nothing I wouldn't do for you, which sucks for me, but bawww, I love you. ;')
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
16 June 2009 @ 01:09 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]sephs_trooper / Feli!

Bawww, we haven't been friends for very long, but I'm really enjoying getting to know you. You're such a sweet girl and I admire you for a lot of the shit you put up with, so here's to shoving that shit to the back burner, because it's your birthday, what. Enjoy your day, sweetie. ♥
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
09 June 2009 @ 11:53 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]laboratory / Fal!

Yeah, you clean that room, baby, and you have an amazing day, okay. I love you, I miss you, and I'm as lucky as anyone else to have you as a friend. /slaps ass

Now, go on. 8')
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
22 May 2009 @ 02:33 am
*SCREAMS* OH MY GOD.

He's going to kill my baby, but damn this is hot.

WELP. At least I can finally app her without feeling guilty. 8')
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
05 May 2009 @ 08:08 pm
GUYS. …I just heard something hilarious.

Tell me why Oprah bought the whole country a complimentary meal from KFC. Ajsked Lmfao! She’s literally offering everyone in the US an opportunity to print a coupon from her website for the next, I don’t know, 12 hours. I’m also shitting right now because someone just sent me that news via text message like their life had been made.

I am so mad. ♥

But Oprah just might be having the Best Week Ever.

What's really hilarious is that I was reading this article in the new Rolling Stone featuring this chick who's going to be my... fifteenth wife, I'll say. Lmf. Her name's Sasha Grey, and she's a porn star, mmm. So, check it. The name of the article is: The Dirtiest Girl In The World. Instantaneous love as of 4:52 pm with sheer simplicity.

free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com

That. Forever that. Her ideals made her way hotter to me, from her no bullshit attitude about what she wants to how she feels about other celebrities, but oh, would I hit it.

Cut for #15 )

So, she mentioned that she thought Oprah was actually pretty stingy, because she doesn't give nearly as much as she really can. Then, I got that text just now, and tears of sheer comedy began to flow.
 
 
Current Mood: ditzy
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
01 May 2009 @ 11:48 am

... Oh my goodness. My television this week, I can't even. Heroes. Thank you for giving me a fantastic finale, because these past couple of weeks just left me with a really bad itch for my troubles. Do people even watch that show anymore?

Cut for spoilers + BS )

And you know what? It is May. It is May and I'm about to be old. Again. 23 just doesn't sound like 22, does it? But 22 doesn't sound like 21, either, so what the fuck, right? Lmf. Things are about to get serious. /rubs hands together viciously

But check it, babies...

All you need is love❤


edit; Oh. *fixes*


... And this if you're down. /o/

Ask me a question and I will tell you no lies.



Ask me anything. Ask me about my life, about how my day was, about what I like to do on my spare time. No matter how personal, I will answer. Or maybe you don't have a question. Maybe there is something you've been wanting to tell me for a long time but never had the courage to. Maybe you secretly hate me or love me or wish we were closer. This is the place to tell me.

Anon is enabled if you so choose to use it. Comments are initially screened.
 
 
Current Music: "Disco Tech" - Hyper Crush
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
27 January 2009 @ 01:15 am

T H E N ↔ N O W

Bet you didn't see that coming. Fff~ ... I've got pound cake to eat.
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Current Mood: mellow
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
26 December 2008 @ 05:29 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]khadaj / Karma!

*SCREAMS* You've been such a good friend to me over the past few months and I really appreciate having you around, bb', for real. Now, go on and have a good day. I loves ya'. ♥
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
16 December 2008 @ 03:45 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [info]syerin / Sabi ♥

Bb, I love you so damn much, seriously. I'm happy we got to become friends after everything. You're an amazing person, the S to this P-JACKS, and I hope you've been smiling today, because you deserve itm k'. ♥
 
 
Current Music: "Swagga Like Us" - T.I ft Kanye West, Jay-Z & Lil' Wayne
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
07 December 2008 @ 03:17 am
Mm... The nerve of me. ♥




Party tonight, pictures tomorrow? Maybe? Idk.
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
05 December 2008 @ 05:14 pm
What is my miserable life. And today was going so well.

Long story short, Age lost her phone in some stupid fashion, because she has the best luck ever.

*sobs quietly near a radiator*

So, if I had your number, or you just want to give it to me ( hot ), drop it here, babies, please? Comments are screened and whatnot.
 
 
Current Mood: discontent
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
04 November 2008 @ 11:05 pm
FUCK YEAH. GUESS WHO'S PRESIDENT, BITCHES? ♥
 
 
Current Mood: giggly
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
11 October 2008 @ 06:56 am
THE ANONYMITY
MEME PT DEUX


So much to do. Not enough fucking time.
 
 
Current Mood: tired
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
24 August 2008 @ 03:49 am
Jacked! from: [info]lazysprawl and [info]emphatique.

You give me a pairing (or just one character) and a color, and I'll give you a sentence or two. Or whatever works.
 
 
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: "My Apocalypse" - Escape The Fate
 
 
「cheap kill 」 | double stacked
30 June 2008 @ 03:26 am

Lmao. Part of me feels like I'm going fucking nuts.

ANYWAY. Since I've yet to spam my F-List with this new and delicious sensation...

WELCOME TO [info]spectaculum, BITCHES. Check that shit out. It's a panfandom crack-but-not RP that I'm co-modding with my babies and it's a fuckin' gem. ♥

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Current Mood: wired
Current Music: "Lollipop (remix)" - Lil Wayne
 
 
 
 

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